What's this nonsense about?We make comedy films. Sounds fun right? We could have just wasted our time doing pointless endeavours like golf, or protesting pipelines (kidding), but sometimes it's more exciting to be part of a creative project. Remember how happy you were as a kid when you got to team up with other kids at school and do a big colouring project on a huge piece of paper and even though you (ie: me) can’t draw for shit, but the other kids were still happy with your stick figures? It’s like that. We all need that feeling again. Just one more damn time.
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Meet Our Team
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I'm really not that interesting. Sorry.
But this isn't just about me. I work with a group of friends, colleagues and chums to create films. Some are very experienced actors, comics, producers, camera, sound and F/X dudes and so on. Others bring lunch. This brings me joy.
But this isn't just about me. I work with a group of friends, colleagues and chums to create films. Some are very experienced actors, comics, producers, camera, sound and F/X dudes and so on. Others bring lunch. This brings me joy.
Meet our neighbour
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Bill Stapp lives next door. He isn't just a lager fan and classic car enthusiast. There's more. He prefers 'real' films like 'Rambo' and has a dog.
Meet all our fired employees
We found a loophole so we don't have to pay them severance.
TERMS OF USE
Failure to comply with these terms shall result in twitchings, foul odour, loss of height, extendable fingers, increased desires, and hyper hair.
Please no terrorist activities and keep gambling to a minimum. Porn OK.
Please respect our neighbours and leave the cyberspace in a quiet manner.
Please no terrorist activities and keep gambling to a minimum. Porn OK.
Please respect our neighbours and leave the cyberspace in a quiet manner.