A Sasquatch leaves the woods to live among humans in the city. They want him to go back.
WATCH THE TRAILER NOW BEFORE IT GETS BANNED IN LIKE RUSSIA OR WHATEVER!"This ‘film’ was made with one camera, two lenses, spare change and tears."
-Director's statement |
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MEET THE TEAM
They're pretty cool. I mean, what you done that's so special?
FAQsARE SASQUATCHES REAL?
Look, there are like 13 billion stars out there in the known/unknown universe (no one has big enough calculator so we will never know), and that’s not counting the actual planets whirling around them. So is it really unthinkable that somewhere (maybe in your backyard or like the Big Dipper) there might be a bipedal ape-like cryptid out there rummaging through some trash? WHAT DO BIGFOOT EAT? You. Also, everything, especially syrups, condiments, toothpaste, bones, you know, normal food. CAN I HIRE SASQUATCH FOR MY SON’S BIRTHDAY PARTY? No. Popping balloons freak them out and the last thing you want is a Sasquatch on a cake-and-frosting sugar high going ape shit in your new Ikea kitchen while grandma gingerly lets go of her walker to try to snap a picture of your grubby offspring. That would trigger a PTSD-style violent frenzy on a Bigfoot so be warned. But hey, at least it would be memorable. Admit it, you are now considering doing this just so you can post it on Facebook. You suck. |
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TERRIBLE REVIEWS OF THE FILM CONVENIENTLY BURIED WAY DOWN HERE
'None of it really made sense ... I didn't laugh once' -- Victoria, 32, software engineer
'I was just happy it was over . . . 95% of it was just cringe' -- Amanda, 35, unemployed
'It seemed pointless' -- Samantha, 43, independent contractor
Best of the rest...
'Too much drama...'
'Not enough drama'
'Drama was a little over done'
'I didn't feel enough drama in this film'
'This film isn't a conventional drama. I think drama is just right for this type of comedy''
'I was just happy it was over . . . 95% of it was just cringe' -- Amanda, 35, unemployed
'It seemed pointless' -- Samantha, 43, independent contractor
Best of the rest...
'Too much drama...'
'Not enough drama'
'Drama was a little over done'
'I didn't feel enough drama in this film'
'This film isn't a conventional drama. I think drama is just right for this type of comedy''